Love and marriage

>>lady walks in easily weighing over 350lbs
>>I can clearly see her specially made shoes
>>she comes up and asks for a size 6 (about average shoe size for women)
>>I know this isn't going to work, but I can't just say "ma'am you're too fat for this"
>>fast forward through her sitting down and trying on every sequential size of skate we have until we get to size 13
>>size 13 doesn't fit

oh god, got me thinking of Al from married with children.
>mfw