Rocket Surgeon

>How can you drink that protein powder? It’s so artificial.
>Hey if I do curls with 15lb dumbbells will I look like you? Why not?
>You eat too many eggs, you’ll get blood poisoning.
>I don’t want to get bulky like those olympic girls.
>But… that kind of food tastes horrible.
>I don’t have time to workout.
>Just drink (alcohol) SOMETIMES, it won’t kill you. You are so uptight.
>Eating like that all the time is bad for you, you should eat some junk food every day to “keep your metabolism guessing”
>Glutamine/Creatine/Whey/[insert supplement here] is a steroid instead you should [insert broscience]
>you shouldn’t eat that much protein

after checking the nutrition of something my mother bought for me
>what it’s not good enough for you?

>friend cooks me dinner of pasta in really fatty looking butter cheese sauce shit i really want no part of.
>complains when i wont eat it.

Holy fuck people are retarded when it comes to basic nutrition.

We all know that feeling

My story:

>Fatass keeps harassing me about the music at the gym
>calls me a "roided up cunt"
>I bite back with "I'm sorry the body I work for is more intimidating than the body you eat for."
>Music is never bitched about again

Its a bad one, but wanted to contribute.