Fat chicks on Facebook

>Chubby chick on Facebook asks about buying a stationary exercise bike
>Tell her to buy a good pair of sneakers and run outside instead
>Threws a bitch fit about how she didn't ask about it and that I have no idea what sort of exercise she want to do
>Laugh and tell her it's her money
She posts all the time that she wants someone to eat a burger with.
Every fucking other day.
Fatties gonna fat.

Perils of facebook dating

>Really fuckin hornylast night
>hit up a girl in the area on facebook
>flirt, get this pretty young thang worked up
>asks me to come over since her roomates are out
>go over
>find out shes a massive landwhale
>dont know how to respond
>she takes my hand and leads me to the shower
>we get naked and i notice how fucking fat she is
>she asks me to grab a sponge and wash her back
>i have to lift up her mutliple rolls and dig into crevices
>start to gag
>she starts kissing me and the shower is fucking ice cold
>tell her its cold
>she says shes warm
>leave without even getting off what the fuck

I should have left the moment i walked in