Putting the Die in Diet

>Work at Subway
>Massive hamplanet walks in
>Asks what the best subs are for diets
>Tell him veggie for low calories and steak or chicken for protein
>Asks for steak, double meat
>Gets double cheese as well
>Think to myself "How is this guy on a diet"
>Orders no veggies, just mayo. I put some on but he keeps asking for more
>River of mayo on sandwich
>Get to cash, he gets half a dozen cookies, a bag of chips and a large drink
>Sits down, eats it all by himself.
>Comes back nearly 15 minutes later, gets two cinnamon roles.
>This guy ate more than 3000 calories and he says he's on a diet...