>get a membership at the local pool
>guy there, overweight
>wobbles out of the changing room in his swimming trunks
>each step
>dat belly wobbling
>dat gyno wobbling
>everyones looking
>trying not to look
>hambulocetus reaches the waters edge
>ohboyherewego
>catches its reflection
>hambulocetus was me
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