Short Stories

>Leave Home Depot
> see little middle aged woman struggling with a section of fence
> she lifting one end and dragging the other
> tell her I'll do it I lift it and follow her to her car
> help her get it on top of her minivan and help her secure it
> just as it is done a fat 20 something loser drinking a bucket of soda opens the passenger side door and gets in
> he watched his mom struggle in public without even lifting one side of the fence




>Wake up.
>Go downstairs.
>See disgusting fat whale in my living room.
>It's me.
>I was looking at a mirror.



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