>english class
>be 14
>full of angst
>learning about poetry
>write and read poem about a poptart
>fail
>ask her after class why i failed
>"anon it was inappropiate"
>a poem about food? people paint apples and shit for christ sake
>bring principal into it
>i get an A after throwing a bitch fit
>she gives me a grade lower on everything for no reason after that
>i start sending her chocolates from a "secret admirer"
>send them every week
>mind i bought the old unused chocolates from the local store
>she has the squirts every week
>she gains 60lbs easy
>she had a stroke walking up the stairs years later
I hate english teachers..
ReplyDeleteI had a fat teacher that placed all the thin girls under the AC... we basically froze to death everyday "you skinny minis need more meat on ur bones" * evil smirk *