I don't know how many of you are aware of this but, in order to make the chocolate in a fountain flow, you mix it with vegetable oil. The ratio is anywhere between 1:3 and 1:1 oil to chocolate.

>Highly recommended buffet in Liverpool
>Turns out to be a complete pile of very expensive ass
>Hit the desert section for some fruit
>Waiting in the queue
>Hamstar with hamplanet friend in orbit
>Each has 2 empty tumblers and 2 empty shot glasses
>Curiosity: piqued
>They reach the chocolate fountain
>Hamstar starts filling the shot glass
>Telling myself, that must be it but acutely aware of the probable outcome
>Hamstar fills all 4 glasses with melted chocolate
>Hamplanet follows suit
>Hams return to their table, closer to the dessert section than mine
>Hamstar:"[giggle] ooh, I'm so naughty, this will totally make me fat"
>Hamstar drinks a tumbler full of melted chocolate in one chug
>What little appetite I had is now utterly destroyed
>Pay
>Get the fuck out