>Dads telling me about his new fat girlfriend.
-She's barely eating anything.
-She's on a such a strict diet.
>One week later,
-they're having takeaways every night.
>Yesterday, dad calls up and says fatgf wants to take my dog for a run.
>I'm going out around walkies time anyway so it's perfect.
>Dogbro is getting old so I figure a short run with the fuckpig would be ok.
>Go collect dogbro after meal.
>"So did you tire him out, chubby?"
>"Oooh naaah, we ended up just going to the pub and having a meal!"
On one hand he sat around a pub for 3 hours and didn't get his exercise but on the other at least I know shes too greedy to mess up his macros.
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