>one of my bros actually works there, so I usually don't have to say that I want no cream or want soy milk
>already near lunch time, so I'm stuck in the middle of a long ass line
>hear some sort of commotion at the back of the line
>fat chick, easily 300lbs, 5'2 or less, wearing a bright pink tent is standing there
>She's standing 5 steps away from the start of the line railing and the last person in line, but she is so fat she is blocking the area between the closest table and a pillar, preventing the other customers from lining up
>girl behind her is asking her to move, her voice loud enough to turn a few heads.
>fatass doesn't even seem to hear her. Realize that this probably isn't the first time she has been asked to move
>girl places her hand on the fat chick's shoulder, then repeats herself
>fatass turns her head around to face the girl, with this look of disgust on her face as if she stepped on dog shit.
>after a few seconds of just staring, she turns back without a word and moves the railing on her right to create some space for herself and make room to let the others pass.
>or so I thought. After moving the railings, she directly proceeds to the counter, cutting off at least 10 people on line.
>the railing ends at the counter, so she just moves the post and tries to squeeze in between the first ordering customer and the next person in line
>being so fat, she can't help but comically bump the two guys. Both betas don't say anything
>girl behind the counter looks stunned "Um, ma'am, can I help you?"
>bitch actually points to one of the items in display "I'll have two of those donuts..."
>"I'm sorry ma'am, but you'll have to line up first."
>"I can't fit between the railings," which is true, even if the space between them can fit two normal sized humans "...so you'll have to serve me first."
>starbucks girl is speechless. Bro eventually notices something is wrong and makes his way to the counter
>"Do you need anything miss?"
>"Yeah. I'll have two of those glazed dounts, and..."
>beta customer, the one who was already ordering, decides to speak up. "Actually, I already ordered mine, so can I just pay first?"
>fatass turns her head slowly to face him. I couldn't see her face, but I'd assume that she looked pissed.
>statbucks girl is whispering something to my bro, then he saves the customer from getting eaten "Miss, you'lll have to wait your turn."
>"But I already told her, I can't fit there!"
>"We can space them out so you can be more comfortable"
>fatass stares at him for 10 seconds, before turning around and heading for the exit.
I think she was more embarrased than mad in the end.
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