Son of a bitch.

>lose weight
>still DYEL looking, but everyone complimenting me on the weight loss, including women
>love the feels that gives me

>go clubbing
>still can't figure out a way to approach girls
>the only girls that approach ME are fat chicks
>fat chicks clearly desperate for the d
>fat chicks I would have probably accepted when I was fat
>fat chicks I now detest because of fat acceptance

Pretty old but the show must go on

>be 16
>browse early versions of social networks
>get a message from girl,looks good from pics
>she had 36 friends but im horny so think nothing of it
>start talking via messenger,she seems nice
>we arrange a meeting in the mall
>get there with full blown scene look(i was young and stupid)
>wait for her,get a call from here:"hi anon im at the food court"
>go to food court,and see this: dyed bangs,realy short and really fat
>i go fucking auto pilot and try to getout as fast as i can
>for weeks she wanted to meetup again and kept sending me gifs of blow jobs

And thats how i got traumatized from internet

That girl was a master of photoshop though

I know, not nearly as outrageous as others, but it's the first time anything like that happened to me.

>be at work
>coffee shop that serves snacks, like salads, sandwitches, etc.
>hambeast comes in with her chubby friend
>i usually never see people this big irl
>must have been around 150kg
>her friend orders an espesso and a tuna sandwich
>she orders a big sandwich with bacon, cheddar, gouda, tomato, lettuce, ham, olives
>and a diet coke
>talks loudly about her sexual adventures
>very very loudly
>everyone is staring at her
>after she devours her sandwich she orders a slice of chocolate cake
>bring it to her
>she eats it all
>"what kind of slice was that? it's tiny"
>makes a scene
>does not want to pay for the cake after she ate all of it
>boss comes out
>she starts shouting about how he only acts like that cause she's "bigger"
>"if i was a skinny bitch you would treat me to this cake AND my sandwich"
>boss is having none of that shit
>her friend apologises and offers to pay

They only come out after dark

>walking down the street one night
>notice large amorphous blob of a woman and thin stick goth counterpart going into a pizza store
>Figure whatever they're having a pizza date or some shit
>continue walking
>see them again later, goth and blob are hobbling into gelati store..... alright they're having dessert now.
>nahnoteven.jpeg
>takes tub of ice cream proceeds to shovel it in as they make their way to another pizza shop across the street.
>She was eating her way down the street while the goth was paying for everything......
>Laugh on the inside

Not really great but here's one from years ago...

>be 17-18ish
>taking up philosophy (for pre-law)
>second semester of 1st year literature class, teacher is a hamplanet named Dr. Macapagal
>we call her Big Mac
>also activist feminist. If she was 20 years younger she'd surely be a tumblr poster.
>always bitches about male patriarchy and rape
>bitches about how women are "owned" by men because they give up their last name after marriage
>always favorites fat shy girls in class
>always assumes that skinny girls are bitches
>says that men are the weaker sex and that "if men were the ones to go pregnant then the human race would be extinct"

2 months of this pass
>Guys and i devise a plan to piss her off
>Take away and hide her chair and desk before class begins
>Big Mac enters, she is furious
>we tell her that janitors took the desk and chair
>she has to stand while teaching/ranting
>30minutes she "borrowed"'a students armchair
>she can't fit because of the armchair
>she rages, mutters something, and stands up again
laughinginternally.jpg
>40minutes in she is out of breath, panting heavily
>almost falling back and falls on her ass on the floor
>manage to make it look like she decided to sit down
>face is as red as the tomato she never eats
>1hr and 50minutes left
>class dismissed

A tale about Friend Privelige

> circa september 2013
>befriend fat girl, seems alright, turns out to be sjw
>girl is literally spherical, is typical "you must love my curves or I'll shout rape"
>girl is basically all momscience, only a couple years older than me
>"calories don't count if you eat outside" etc
>have mutual friend, acts like bro
>every time we go anywhere with the sjw she complains about how skinny we are and how we make her "jealous"
>begins falling in love with mutual friend, has unhealthy obsession to the point of stalking
>mutual friend has enough of her shit eventually, blocks/deletes her, refuses to acknowledge her, etc
>one time they happen to be in the same place, sjw hears bro is moving, flips shit
>"why the fuck would you do that, I love you you're my soulmate, you ruined my life" etc
>tfw no fucks given
>sjw has apparently blocked me, according to someone else she constantly bitches about me and how I have "friend privilege" from being thinner than her
>tfw I don't know how to end this story
>I'll just go for one of my privilege-flaunting jogs now

One story I have repressed.

>be me
>go to mcdonalds (coffees)
>turkish woman behind me
>quite fat, not FPS worthy
>small, fat child appears
>they discuss and order
>start paying attention when they pay
>?16 something
>the fucking woman has ordered 3 x meals
>and twenty chicken mcnuggets
>there is another child, both girls
>7 or maybe 9. both have fattits and are hideous
>all three calmly and methodically demosish a meal each, and share the nuggets equally, plus cokes.
>I watch from the sidelines, wallowing in their obesity

be fatass me

>doing great, slowly getting fit
>buy donuts one day
>BAM junk food addiction is back
>lose self discipline
>can't get it back, don't understand why
>visit FPS, see FPS
>chocolate cravings disappear
>realize I haven't read FPS since a bit before the binging started
Are FPS threads the only thing between me and my fatty ways? That makes me even more pathetic than a regular fatty.

This is more mom-sciency but

>Just got home from school
>Mom ordered a few pizzas for dinner
>on a cut, so thank mom for the food, tell her I ate on the way home
>She and my dad are both doing a "Paleo Diet" because muh Doctor Oz
>She and my dad both eat half a fucking pizza each for dinner
>Went out to Dairy Queen after because "Anon, I walked a few thousand steps today! So I get to reward myself!"
>mfw

work at a deli

>mostly normal-sized old people or business ppl
>a lot of regulars, all of them normal sized
>except one group
>just got hired so i'm not yet familiar with every regular
>group comes in, they must have 1000 pounds between the three of them
>I try to seat them kindly at a longer booth
>they get upset and start passive aggressively scoffing and saying "where's Suzee, where's the manager, she knows where we like to sit, you must be new or something"
>they literally leave my sight and left me standing at the booth by myself while they hog up all the aisles so the servers can't get through
>they trumpet slowly around to the side and just stand there until my manager comes through
>"oh hello again! Here have your normal seats!"
>they are literally seated at a table because their fat blobby bodies cannot fit into a booth
>their chairs are so far from the table they're blocking a whole aisle
>cannot seat the other part of that section because they are blocking access to it through the easiest route
>they stay there eating and filling up on cokes for the next four hours until we close

i fucking hate them and they come in every saturday